While we love the alliterative name, Prosecco is also a perfect alternative to beer. Unlike champagne, the high price of which reflects the labor-intensive manufacturing process, Prosecco is a more cost-effective way to get bubbles in your cup quickly. If sparkle is still not your thing, we think rosé would be an excellent substitute, especially when you factor in the pink ping pong accessories. Whatever you choose, try not to get overpriced – after all, no matter how comfortable you are, a few fingers will likely dip into your drink. As intrepid fans of cheap wine, we wouldn’t find that difficult, of course.